* People who join me in waiting for the lift. They can see the 'down' button is on showing that I've already pressed it, but proceed to press it again.
* When you visit your relas, the first question: Oh, you've come?! (No, my bed ejected me into my car, which drove me here, where the car's seat in turn ejected me onto your front doof. Coincidence?'
* Cheque signatories always run out of the office, before signing your cheque.
* The owners of a restaurant in Mombasa that closes over lunch hour.
* More to come.