A Bird Joke

I’m worried. Or should I be?

Just a few minutes ago, I found a dead bird under my desk in the new office.

I’ve heard of people being sent body parts or, worse still, the full she-bang just to tell you ‘We’re giving you an offer you shouldn’t refuse’.

But what offer in my case? The salo they offered me wasn't what I wanted. I complained to the MD and the last thing he said was ‘We’ll get back to you.’

Boss, is this how you get back to me? Chicken tikka from City Park Market is better.

But a bird? That’s a bad joke.